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He thought, "I'll just pull in, the noise of the sprayers will cover everything, and I can use a cup."

Dave froze. He looked down. His jeans zipper was fully, aggressively down. But worse than that, because he was wearing boxers with a broken button, a significant portion of his underwear—and the contents therein—had made a surprise appearance.

: A person recalled waking up thirsty in the middle of the night and drinking what they thought was a cup of juice left on a coffee table. Years later, they realized their sleepwalking brother frequently "used" random cups as toilets. Physical Comedy & Biological Traps The Tickle Attack funny+pee+stories

Holding your pee is an Olympic sport, but doing it in a room where you could hear a pin drop raises the difficulty to a professional level.

A road trip is the ultimate test of human endurance. One traveler recalls a harrowing drive down a desolate highway with the nearest rest stop an hour away. Desperate, they pulled over on the side of a country road, seeking cover behind a suspiciously small bush. He thought, "I'll just pull in, the noise

"I was on a first date with a guy I really liked. We went to a comedy club. The headliner was too funny. I mean, crying funny. I was doing that thing where you slap the table and snort. After the first joke, I felt a little tingle. I ignored it. After the second, I crossed my legs. After the third, I realized I had lost all control of my pelvic floor.

It was a first date. Not just any date, but a date with someone Dave had been crushing on for six months. They were at an upscale sushi restaurant. The ambiance was low lighting, the music was soft, and the sake was flowing. But worse than that, because he was wearing

Emily considered this. She looked down at the pristine white powder. She looked at the skiers below. She realized that urine is warm, and snow is cold. Physics dictates that warm liquid melts snow.